Looking at the bright side only gave me a headache.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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We were promised teleporters a long time ago. WTF SCIENCE?
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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You're only old if you can't get your D up
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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For An Express Ride To The Dark Side, Take The Ele-vader.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Alarms are the reason I never know how my dreams end...
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Incoming flatulence waits for nobody.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I think, therefore I am smart.
of 34 votes, 59% like it
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Recession should've stayed on the playground.
of 46 votes, 57% like it
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Compliments are just euphemisms to go around the truth.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
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Don't count your chickens before they become nuggets.
of 45 votes, 51% like it
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Reality television helped me lose faith in humanity.
of 44 votes, 57% like it
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Txting is th reson I tlk lyk ths.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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The Internet has ruined my public speaking skills.
of 42 votes, 50% like it
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I'm alot more popular on the Internet.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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I wish my internet popularity transferred to real life.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Texting makes gossiping easier.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Adding o's to the end of words is the extent of my Spanish skills
of 45 votes, 56% like it
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Como se dice "L-O-L" en espanol?
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'm hoping this shirt will start the next trend.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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On your mark. Get set. Go away!
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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I love animals.
They're delicious!
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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[in small font] What are you, Asian? Stop squinting your eyes!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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You look Chinese while trying to read this shirt
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Adding an 'o' to the end of a word is the extent of my Spanish.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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