Money can't buy you friends, but a better class of enemies
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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99% evil
1% flesh
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Don't get Ghetto
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I don't mind work, just the 8 hours of waiting before I go home
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm embarrased of what I did for a Klondike bar
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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A broken gecko means you have a reptile dysfunction
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Your garden club called, their ho is missing
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'll reject your reality to substitute my own
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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You Got the Lantern!
Good luck slaying creatures with that.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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STFUniversity
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't ask me when I'm graduating. When I know, You'll know
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Cookie Monster is sacred and should not be tampered with.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Commies have no class
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I could go for some
HOT Grill on Grill Action
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Obey Gravity
It's the LAW
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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WARRANTY
Void If Removed
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My ROTFLCopter goes SHWAH SHWAH SHWAH
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I lick spoons
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I am so not with the band, they suck
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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FOR
THE
WIN
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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My Clone is AMAZING
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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97% Chimp
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I don't care about what Jesus would do
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Get Out Of My
LA-BOOR-AH-TOR-IEE
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Got any Chemical X?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Pimp my Hyde
*with a pimped out cow on the shirt*
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Find all five ninjas on my shirt *the shirt is black*
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Money can't buy you happiness, but sure helps you get there
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I will one day rule Candy Land with and IRON FIST
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Switzerland: The Real Candy Land
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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The Devil went down to Georgia 'cause he had nothing better to do
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You lost
THE GAME
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Killed your fairy, game over
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Talking boats are the BEST
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Save the Princess
Save the World
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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*Slide to Unlock*
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Froofroonuttykins is lost!
He's My imaginary friend
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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This tee is CHANEL
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I like to set my Sims on FIRE
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Dija catch 'em all?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Can I Borrow Your Face?
My Butt Is Going On Holiday
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Instant Human!!!*
*Just add coffee
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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<currently not on the internet>
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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IMAGINATION
is the
KEY
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Would you like to come to my tea party?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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N Y doesn't :heart: You
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Ikea is Life
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Self-Rescuing Princess
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Just Say No to Lobster Sex
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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God's Greatest Creation
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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A Priceless Work Of Art
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Yo Soy Tenador
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Nobody Liked Blossom
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Scratch and Sniff
You Know You Want To
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I miss the good old days: Rugrats and Dunkaroos
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Reality+Television= One Big Oxymoron
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Kindergarten: the good old days
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Juneau You Love Me!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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This is just like that time...
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Is your body named Visa? 'Cause it's everywhere I wanna be
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Let's eat grenades. First one to blow up wins.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Embrace the Morning
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I would love to change the world, but I can't get the source code
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d!
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I less than three you
<3
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Money may be evil, but it can buy me awesome stuff
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I Dig Me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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2008-2009 Recession Survivor
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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# 2 is # 1
if you're a pencil
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I know mixed martial arts...and crafts
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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The White House:
Now Offering Complete Sentences
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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