bananaphone
aka Matt Palmer is a boy, has been a member since February 16, 2005, has scored 37,587 submissions, giving an average score of 1.59, helping 440 designs get printed.
Freud was a dlck.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Shotguns Blow My Mind
of 56 votes, 21% like it
By eating, you only delay your inevitable death.
of 127 votes, 36% like it
Sexual asphyxiation is tight!
of 118 votes, 16% like it
Superlatives are amazing
of 129 votes, 28% like it
Warning: May contain bees.
of 135 votes, 25% like it
Third Reich Motors: Where the customer is always reich!
of 127 votes, 13% like it
A stranger is a friend you havent met and killed in your basement
of 131 votes, 28% like it
I support homosapien marriage.
of 156 votes, 51% like it
Art! It's not just for assholes.
of 140 votes, 29% like it
Anarchy is for Punks
of 132 votes, 22% like it
Lynch Mobs Foster Community Spirit
of 152 votes, 24% like it
Sex, fun for the whole family
of 146 votes, 17% like it
Priests have feelings too.
of 156 votes, 17% like it
I Heart Stingrays
of 163 votes, 25% like it
I support telekinesis (with my mind).
of 197 votes, 40% like it
Terrorists Are People T00. Except for suicide bombers afterwards.
of 199 votes, 27% like it
do you like rhetorical questions?
of 225 votes, 45% like it
My other tshirt design was stolen by Urban Outfitters
of 253 votes, 47% like it
Imperial measurement is a tool of the dark side
of 212 votes, 30% like it
brr brr, brr brr, eeee errrr eeeee ksssshhhhhhhhh *click* - modem
of 208 votes, 23% like it
Life is crap, like English cooking.
of 221 votes, 23% like it
Generic Band Tshirt
of 214 votes, 21% like it
Justice is best served at room temperature.
of 238 votes, 45% like it
Use Fire, It's fun, free and natural!
of 214 votes, 31% like it
I like to take drugs and write haikus about my girlfriend’s cat.
of 228 votes, 31% like it
Artists rendition of text
of 201 votes, 21% like it
cupcakes are alot more tasty than death
of 225 votes, 38% like it
I'm on fire today! But not in a monk way.
of 197 votes, 18% like it
Homicide Is Murder!
of 224 votes, 38% like it
friends don't let friends grow mullets
of 222 votes, 36% like it
Intolerance Is Gay!
of 247 votes, 38% like it
Animals Are Naked
of 279 votes, 36% like it
This is a condescending tshirt that you wouldn't understand.
of 303 votes, 43% like it
Sprinklers go chh chh chh chh chh chh tika tika tika chh chh chh
of 334 votes, 35% like it
People who live in glass houses are stupid
of 268 votes, 35% like it
Blind people do it in the dark
of 264 votes, 28% like it
Everyone Stereotypes
of 254 votes, 28% like it
Coloured People are People too!
of 268 votes, 11% like it
Porn: Keeping teenagers off the streets.
of 287 votes, 32% like it
I USE CAPSLOCK TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS
of 368 votes, 39% like it
In Myspace noone can hear you scream
of 280 votes, 30% like it
Terrorists! Gotta catch em all
of 276 votes, 29% like it
Suicide - not as good as the seaside
of 260 votes, 20% like it
Ask me about being a mute.
of 289 votes, 45% like it
In Soviet Russia, Tshirt wears you!
of 271 votes, 36% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
60% recycled endangered animal parts
of 160 votes, 26% like it
Alpacas are the new Llama
of 169 votes, 35% like it
Befriend the police!
of 122 votes, 17% like it
Disinfect your teeth using alcohol
of 121 votes, 14% like it
Fart jokes are immanure.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
Get out of the way peasant! I am doing gods work!
of 96 votes, 28% like it
Gun's don't kill people, god kills peopl
of 122 votes, 16% like it
Harry Potter is the nickname of my penls.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
I h8 mob ph tlk
of 65 votes, 14% like it
I have arrived to test the limits of your patience.
of 67 votes, 34% like it
I like internets
of 124 votes, 21% like it
I scream, you scream, we all scream, Tsunami
of 34 votes, 12% like it
I was Jesus in a past life
of 158 votes, 22% like it
I wish I was as postmodern as my friend dave
of 153 votes, 19% like it
I'm With Intellectual ->
of 48 votes, 13% like it
If it ain't broke, broke it.
of 161 votes, 22% like it
If this tshirt entertains just one person, it will have been shit
of 34 votes, 9% like it
In hell it's very hard to find a carpark.
of 103 votes, 20% like it
In todays news, the planet is going to explode all over the place
of 225 votes, 35% like it
Infidels are sexy
of 122 votes, 15% like it
Ironing Ain't Easy
of 154 votes, 22% like it
It's All In A Days Insomnia
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Lumberjacks give me wood
of 113 votes, 25% like it
Mexicans have an affinity for Sherlock Holmes.
of 100 votes, 18% like it
My tshirt is materialistic
of 125 votes, 23% like it
Name your kid "doctor"
of 161 votes, 26% like it
Pedro did not have sex with that woman!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Person 1.0
of 62 votes, 19% like it
Person wearing a tshirt.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Run for your life! It's faster than walking.
of 112 votes, 26% like it
Sentences make me
of 117 votes, 19% like it
Terrorism starts at home
of 96 votes, 22% like it
The prosecution rests, because it gets tired about 4pm
of 109 votes, 33% like it
They are more interested in eating birds.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Third Reich Motors: Performance Vehicles for the Perfect Race!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
This is a tshirt about Fight Club.
of 123 votes, 16% like it
Tom Cruise thinks you're a jerk
of 168 votes, 30% like it
Transvestites: Homos in disguise
of 155 votes, 19% like it
Tyypo
of 167 votes, 26% like it
Vengeance is awesome
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Videogames make me violent.
of 152 votes, 22% like it
Wearing this tshirt was a controversial decision.
of 122 votes, 23% like it
Winona Rider stole my other tshirt
of 160 votes, 28% like it
You're all going to die =)
of 251 votes, 16% like it
~~~ I Like Tildes ~~~
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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